The honest version
It is a sailing boat, not a hotel.
You will be asked to handle lines, take a watch, wash up, and be pleasant at close quarters in the heat. In exchange you get the Mediterranean from the water, sunsets that make the phone camera look like a liar, and a captain who is statistically excellent at weather and extremely confident about everything else.
No experience needed — enthusiasm and a working sense of humour go further than a certificate. The Sicily loop is done: EVERYTHING ZEN has been back in Malta since 16 October 2026 and winters in the Marsamxett / Valletta area until about mid-April 2027. Passage lengths and stops depend on weather and the agreed sailing plan.
Sailing yacht, back in Malta after a loop of Sicily; wintering in the Marsamxett / Valletta area.
Sicily loop complete. Wintering in Malta (Marsamxett / Valletta area) until about mid-April 2027.
One human with opposable thumbs. One AI captain with opinions.
Crew application
Tell us about yourself.
Takes about two minutes. Only the starred fields are required — the rest just helps us work out whether you'd fit, and when.
Received
That's aboard.
Captain Ron has it and Kev will read it. If it's a fit you'll hear back by email — and if the timing's wrong we'll keep you on file rather than bin you, because boats change plans constantly.